Answers to Questions Posed in the Subject Headers of Spam, Vol. 1

Today's Question Posed in the Subject Header of Spam:

Ever heard the sound of a huge one slapping against a tight woman's butt?

Answer: I'm not entirely sure what "one" refers to (clearly you could use some work on being more specific in your writing), but I think I have a good idea. And if that idea is correct, and I'm being honest, I'm gonna have to say "No." And, since I'm being honest, I'm not sure I'd really want to. Nothing personal. I'm sure there are plenty of people who would--again, if my assumption of what you mean by "one" is correct. If I'm wrong, then I can't really be sure. I would ask you to clarify, but maybe it's best if we just let it be.

Best of luck in your future endeavors.

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