I sure do like me some Miranda Lambert, but this, well, I don't like so much (from the Ran Fans newsletter, which, yes, I do receive):
Miranda has joined an advertising campaign for Cotton Incorporated. She will appear in television commercials as part of the revived "The Fabric of My Life" campaign and added a country arrangement to the familiar jingle, which had been retired in 2001. A print ad campaign and Internet components will follow. "My style in three words is comfortable, funky, my own," Lambert said.
That seems like four words to me. Not doing much to combat the "country music is dumb" stereotype, are we?
OK, I forgive you.