Here's the latest video that makes me infinitely glad that I wised up and stopped hanging around Letterman for autographs (language at the end NSFW).
Actually, I could've skipped putting the video up and just given you five words that make me glad I'm not doing this: "World Trade Center picture, Nicolas" (the "you're choking me" back-and-forth is a gem, too). If you never collected autographs, you might think those words would never come out of a human being's mouth. I'm not that surprised. Still disgusted, but not surprised.