It's hard to describe the feeling of discovering that the season premiere of "Tool Academy 2" has somehow snuck up on you (I suspect the season started earlier than hoped because of the abrupt cancellations of "Megan Wants a Millionaire" and "I Love Money 3"). And as great as that feeling was, it was usurped by the feeling brought on by the first ejected Tool refusing to leave the Academy and the host screaming at him to get out. It has been awhile since I laughed out loud at something on TV, but this did the trick.
Thank you, VH-1. And thank you, Tools.